Truck Quotes

60 Awesome and Funny Truck Quotes

Truck Quotes – If you are looking for unique, amazing, inspiring, attractive, and amazing quotes for your Ford or pickup truck, then you are the right destination. Here is one of the best collections of Truck Quotes, proverbs, sayings, and captions with both images and data.

There are millions of people who are earning their livings while driving a truck in the USA, Pakistan, India, China, Malaysia, Japan, Afghanistan, United States of America, United Kingdom, Palestine, Saudi Arabia, and several other countries of the world.

People love to drive trucks and want their trucks will be full-fledged in terms of machinery as well as appearance. It’s not that easy for being on a truck for the longest time and reach towards boring and lengthy destinations.

Below are some excellent quotes for you if you want to add a short piece of text over your truck and want to inspire yourself as well as others.

60 Most Uplifting set of Truck Quotes

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  2. “If it ain’t covered in mud, It ain’t a real truck.”
  3. “I’d rather ride in a diesel truck than in a Ferrari.”
  4. “True love is when a girl loves a guy as much as her truck.”
  5. “City boys got pickup lines. Country boys got pickup trucks.” “If you think this truck’s smokin’. You should see the driver!”
  6. “Seeing a catering truck feels like home.” ― Dakota Johnson
  7. “I often conduct interviews in my truck.” ― William Shatner
  8. “I didn’t wait for Luck. I tore after it with a truck.” ― A. Bell
  9. “Every kiss does not begin with k. It begins with, I drive a lifted truck.”
  10. “Come on, you can’t name a truck after a chick.” ― Dwayne Johnson
  11. “Drive a truck because no girl ever said I wanna take a ride in your car.”
  12. “Some of us grew playing with tractors and trucks. The lucky ones still do.”
  13. “Boys never actually grow up, their toys just get bigger and more expensive.”
  14. “I wanted to be a truck driver. I love driving long distances!!!” ― Karen Mason
  15. “Fire truck with back end on fire drives really fast in circles.” ― Demetri Martin
  16. “Ladies, if your boyfriend doesn’t like old chevy trucks then you have a girlfriend.”
  17. “If you can park and not look back as you walk away. You bought the wrong Truck.”
  18. “Where I come from your truck is a reflection of who you are.” ― Jase Robertson
  19. “It’s just paper – all I own is a pickup truck and a little Wal-Mart stock.” ― Sam Walton
  20. “I do talk like a truck driver sometimes, or I curse. What can I say?” ― Penny Marshall

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  22. “B***hes be like why do you love your truck so much? Because it doesn’t ask stupid questions”
  23. “No matter how tough of a trucker you are. If a kid does the arm pump, you honk the air horn.”
  24. “I am a trucker. I was born with my heart on my sleeve, a fire in my soul, a mouth I can’t control.”
  25. “If you can’t hear his truck half a mile away and don’t need a stool to get in, he’s not the right one.”
  26. “You may be a redneck if… you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.” ― Jeff Foxworthy
  27. “Why settle for a knight in shining armour… When you could have a country boy in a pick up truck.”
  28. “The thoroughbred against a clamor, or rather the Porsche vs. the pickup truck.” ― Larry Merchant
  29. “I go down to the gym unwashed, like something dragged in from behind a truck.” ― Judy Sheindlin
  30. “In any other job, they’re truck drivers. In show-biz, they’re Transportation Captains.” ― Drew Carey
  31. “If your truck has so many chicken lights that a plane tried to land on it. You might be a super trucker.”
  32. “I never wanted anything so much, I’ve got to have one. I want a girl in a pickup truck.” ― Rick Trevino
  33. “I still want to be the candidate for guys with Confederate flags in their pickup trucks.” ― Howard Dean
  34. “Truck drivers: No rich parents, no assistance, no handouts, no favours. Straight hustle all day, everyday!”
  35. “We’re only here for so long. Be happy, man. You could get hit by a truck tomorrow.” ― Timothee Chalamet
  36. “When you wanna be somebody you buy a new truck, when you know who you already are you drive a old truck.”
  37. “There is more credit and satisfaction in being a first-rate truck driver than a tenth-rate executive.” ― C. Forbes
  38. “It’s not as if I don’t know how to handle the truck now. A license is just a piece of paper.” ― Terry Lynn Johnson
  39. “Growing up, I’d just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck.” ― Venus Williams
  40. “America is two Mack trucks colliding on a superhighway because all the drivers are on amphetamines.” ― Phil Ochs
  41. “Money can’t buy you happiness but it can buy you a lifted truck. And I ain’t ever seen a sad person drivin’ a lifted truck.”

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  43. Be with a man with an old truck because if he has the patience to keep it running, he has the patience to deal with your shit.”
  44. “Anyone singing about trucks, in any form, in any song, anywhere, literally just stop nobody cares!” ― Kacey Musgraves
  45. “A drunk truck driver ran over me. I was in a Volkswagen. It was horrible. It sounds like a cliche, but anything that doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.” ― Robert David Hall
  46. “You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.” ― Jeff Foxworthy
  47. “I worked as a truck driver, carpenter’s assistant, doing whatever it took to keep bread on the table for the family.” ― Scott Glenn
  48. “When the choice is between a demanding relationship and a vintage pickup truck, I’ll choose the truck every time.” ― Amy Dickinson
  49. “Today’s food truck are far from cheap eats on wheel, there are some seriously gourmet offerings on four wheels.” ― Tyler Florence
  50. “I’m an actor… I do a job and I go home. Why are you interested in me? You don’t ask a truck driver about his job.” ― James Gandolfini
  51. “Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.” ― Jean Kerr
  52. “Like a garbage truck, we need a lie-truck which will collect lies from everyone’s houses every morning, even every hour.” ― Mehmet Murat ildan
  53. “I don’t think there’s any real motivation for somebody to be a truck driver. Mine was simple; dad was a truck driver, I wanted to own one.” ― Lindsay Fox
  54. “Supporting the troops has got to mean more than bumper stickers on pickup trucks, my friends. We need to give them what they need.” ― Solomon Ortiz
  55. “Give a man a truck and he’s happy for a day. Give a man a girl and he’s happy for a night. Give a man a girl that loves trucks and he’s happy for the rest of his life.”
  56. “[George Bush] has raised taxes on the people driving pickup trucks and lowered taxes on the people riding in limousines. We can do better.” ― William J. Clinton
  57. “Only in country music can you compare an old pickup truck and an old guitar to your wife and turn it into a love song. Thank God for country music.” ― Dierks Bentley
  58. “Texas is just so rich with characters. Women who live alone in a little house on a thousand acres with nothing but cattle and a pickup truck. And an airplane.” ― Sissy Spacek

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It is so tiring, lonely, tough, and sometimes so hard to go through everything that a truck driver face. These motivational and fun quotes help you boost your motivation and do your work with great effort and work.

In some countries like Pakistan and India, people use to beauty their ticks in a significantly charming way. Especially in Pakistan, truck art is unique and the entire world appreciates it. They use to add beautiful colors, amazing dialogues, stunning pieces of art, famous personalities, and so much more to keep their trucks unique and beautiful.

“I looked over at her; if women knew how good they looked in the dash light of oversized pickup trucks, they’d never get out of them.” ― Craig Johnson

Artists in Pakistan and India used to add a custom of hilarious and unique slogans and signs on the countryside apart from some commercial trucks. Here you can get the most significant set of funny one-liners, amazing sayings of celebrities, and exclusive slogans to share or write over your desired stuff.