Chicken Quotes – Chicken is the love of all the non-vegans and everyone loves to have it in all the meals of the day. It’s a subspecies of the red jungle fowl originally from southeastern Asia. Cock or Rooster is a term for an adult make one and the younger male is referred to as cockerel.
A male that has been castrated is termed a capon and an adult female bird is called a hen that is the wife of the cock. While on the other hand, a sexually immature female is named Pullet.
There are millions of dishes (I’ve exaggerated a bit) that people made for their breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Here are some of the most hilarious, amazing, funny, and stunning Chicken Quotes that you can read or share to have fun. Read these amazing ones and let you know which your the best ones in the list below is.
63 hilarious Chicken Quotes and Sayings
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2.”Do you eat chicken because you are familiar with the scientific literature on them and have decided that their suffering doesn’t matter, or do you do it because it tastes good?” – Jonathan Safran Foer.
3.”I can’t count the times that upon telling someone I am vegetarian, he or she responded by pointing out an inconsistency in my lifestyle or trying to find a flaw in an argument I never made.” –Jonathan Safran Foer.
4.”One day I’d love a house in the country, with some chickens, dogs, and kids.” – Katie McGrath.
5.”We all like chicken.” –Malcolm X.
6.” I’m not really a chicken-patty kinda girl.” –Rhoda Janzen.
7.”Religion is no more the parent of morality than an incubator is the mother of a chicken.” –Lemuel K. Washburn.
8.”If you have a rural property, you may have an outbuilding that can be converted into a chicken house.” –Christine Heinrichs.
9.”Regard it as just as desirable to build a chicken house as to build a cathedral.” –Frank Lloyd Wright.
10.”When your mama was the geek, my dreamlets”, Papa would say, “she made the nipping off of noggins such a crystal mystery that the hens themselves yearned toward her, waltzing around her, hypnotized with longing.” – Katherine Dunn, ‘Geek Love’.
11.”Pride’s chickens have bonny feathers, but they are an expensive brood to rear. They eat up everything, and are always lean when brought to market.” – Alexander Smith.
12.”We can see a thousand miracles around us every day. What is more supernatural than an egg yolk turning into a chicken?” – S. Parkes Cadman
13.”The difference between ‘involvement’ and ‘commitment’ is like an egg-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was ‘involved’ – the pig was ‘committed’.” –Martina Navratilova
14.”Eat fried chicken every day, as the angels go sailing by.” – Ella Fitzgerald, ‘Cabin In The Sky’
15.”If you know somethin’ well, you can always paint it but people would be better off buyin chickens.” –Grandma Moses
16.”It may be the cock that crows, but it is the hen that lays the eggs.” – Margaret Thatcher
17.”Chicken are birds, so they are covered with feathers, like most birds.” –Rachel Smith
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19.”There are days when I am envious of my hens. when I hunger for a purpose as perfect and sure as a single daily egg.” – Barbara Kingsolver
20.”Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.” –Helen Rowland
21.”People who count their chickens before they are hatched act very wisely because chickens run about so absurdly that it is impossible to count them accurately.” – Oscar Wilde
22.”I haven’t changed. My family and I live as we did in South Spain. I’ve had loud music, chickens, birds, and a bull in my backyard.” – Charo
23.”Chicken salad has a certain glamour about it. Like the little black dress, it is chic and adaptable anywhere.” –Laurie Colwin, ‘Home Cooking’.
24.”I feel like a carton of eggs holding up an elephant.” –Sherman Alexie.
25.”Chick survival or mortality was mostly age-related, with high mortality of chicks observed during the first five weeks of age. ” – Timothy Nthaziyake Pearson Gondwe.
26.”The networks are not some chicken-coop manufacturing lobby whose calls nobody returns.” – Ralph Nader.
27.”Life was just a tire swing… Blackberry pickin’, eatin’ fried chicken.” – Jimmy Buffett, ‘Life Is Just A Tire Swing’.
28.”I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.” – Todd Barry.
29.”It is not unprofessional to give free legal advice, but advertising that the first visit will be free is a bit like a fox telling chickens he will not bite them until they cross the threshold of the hen house.” -Warren E. Burger.
30.”Curses, like chickens, come home to roost.” –Susanna Moodie.
31.”Anybody depending on somebody else’s Gods is depending on a fox not to eat chickens.” –Zora Neale Hurston.
32.”What is sauce for the goose may be sauce for the gander, but it is not necessarily sauce for the chicken, the duck, the turkey or the Guinea hen.” –Alice B. Toklas.
33.”As for those grapefruit and buttermilk diets, I’ll take roast chicken and dumplings.” -Hattie McDaniel.
34.”Do not put all your eggs in one basket.” –Warren Buffett.
35.”Frying chicken always makes me feel a little better about life.” –Gouse Pasha.
36.”When arguing with a chicken a grain of corn is always wrong.” – African Proverb.
37.”It is better to be the head of chicken than the rear end of an ox.” – Japanese Proverb.
38.”An overcrowded chicken farm produces fewer eggs.” – Chinese Proverb.
39.”If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?” –Seymour Cray.
40.”The cows shorten the grass, and the chickens eat the fly larvae and sanitize the pastures. This is a symbiotic relation.” – Joel Salatin.
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42.”If you dream of becoming an eagle, you follow your dreams and not the words of a bunch of chickens.” –Penny Johnson Jerald.
43.”You can’t really call them evil, any more than mice can call cats evil, or chickens can call humans evil. It’s all just a matter of where you’re standing.” –Ted Naifeh.
44.”Sins, like chickens, come home to roost.” –Charles W. Chesnutt.
45.”Chickens are generally afraid of life, and they seldom fly or reach their potential in life. And when a storm comes, all they seem to do is flap around the chicken yard, stirring up dirt and running to the chicken house.” – Joyce Meyer.
46.”I was born in the Chinese year of the rooster, so maybe that explains my affinity with chickens.” – Adriano Zumbo.
47.”What came first, The chicken or the egg? I don’t care, I eat both.” –Gouse Pasha.
48.”I think that if you can roast a chicken, you can get whatever you want out of a woman. ” –Elizabeth Gilbert.
49.”I haven’t checked, but I highly suspect that chickens evolved from an egg-laying ancestor, which would mean that there were, in fact, eggs before there were chickens. Genius.” – Ta-Nehisi Coates.
50.”The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it.” –Arnold H. Glasow.
51.”The only things that succeed by sitting are chickens.” – Mustafa Dönmez.
52.”A hen is only an egg’s way of making another egg.” –Samuel Butler.
53.”People will hate you, rate you, shake you, but chicken breast will never cheat you.” –Gouse Pasha.
54.”Boys, I may not know much, but I know chicken poop from chicken salad.” –Lyndon B. Johnson.
55.”I don’t know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.” – E. B. White.
56.”I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.” –Ralph Waldo Emerson.
57.”Can you imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chicken…” – Train, ‘Drops Of Jupiter’.
58.”You can’t set a hen in one morning and have chicken salad for lunch.” – George M. Humphrey.
59.”Do not count your chickens before they are hatched.” – Aesop.
60.”I wasn’t popular in the home office because I wasn’t chicken. I’m just a risk taker. I have gut instincts.” –Gary Gygax.
62.”My mother turned into a professional widow. She couldn’t understand why I wanted to be an engineer; she thought I should be a chicken farmer.” – David Antin.
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People used to create poultry forms for the nourishing of hens and are producing thousands of them on daily basis. It’s because of its extensive level of consumption or demand in the market.
It is amongst the most delicious or amazing food enjoyed by millions of folks from all over the world. Despite alone, people also love having chicken along with their most likely vegetables in lunch, dinner, or sometimes breakfast.
“It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken.” – Frank Perdue.
Chicken is become a part of life for all the folks because of its nutrition-full diet meal. The dishes that contain chicken are the most delicious ones because of their taste, aroma, and presentation.
You can also get chicken and slaughter it to make your desired kind of dish whenever, wherever you want. It just needs a minor knowledge for slaughtering chicken and making its pieces so you don’t have to worry. Enjoy these amazing quotes and proverbs of chicken that show how much people like, infect love chicken.
